Happy Dear? Chicken Not~

I interrupt my scheduled summer off, to expose a fellow journalist, a possible menace to journal society, and a voyeur by his own admission. After careful investigation, I am of the opinion that no one is exactly safe from Omar, the dark and menacing writer of  Detached And Indifferent Expressions  .

Circumstances leading to this investigation started with a pilfered and altered picture of an unspecified derriere <see entry below>. Throughout the journaling community numerous innocent parties found their computers violated and containing this picture with specific, threatening, posting instructions. Even I, succumbing to pressure, added it to my journal to rid it's implications from my world.

All evidence of origination pointed to a specific detached and indifferent journal as the culprit. Upon picking up a shovel and digging alittle deeper, it was found that this journalers fascination with the posterior anatomy of the human figure was not limited to just this one picture. Infiltration into this computer and his world was not easy, but discovery was worth possible prosecution. The truth comes to fruition............

A direct quote by the guilty party from a reliable sources, his journal

"Where was I, oh yes....I saw a picture...and was inspired. And I decided what better way to honor such beauty, such perfection, such....INSPIRATION, was to once again share my fascination with the <inaudible> derriere. I am a connoisseur of great butts. I check them with my peripherals (right now I'm sitting at my desk, and I just peripherally checked out a slew of butts), I check them with aplomb, verve and delicacy. I am a fan of the <inaudible> figure. It is ingrained in my DNA!!"

       An inside source has disclosed this evil persons fascination goes beyond the scope of an occasional glance. Pictures located deep within his computer shows a collection of various butts in different states of dress, with a particular fondness for the hard square lines of the male design. 

       More disturbing, was the discovery of a certain half eaten piece of briefs found in his office trash can. Insiders from his office claim they were standing by his trash when something struck them as 'odd.' The coworker waited until Omar left his haven to use the copier and retrieved the offending article with two paper clips fashioned as tongs from the trash. The coworker then confronted Omar who simply replied he had not read the finer details closely enough. "Sensuous With Taste® Edible undies® are sold as a novelty item only, and has no nutritional value. Garment will dissolve in water or excessive moisture."

       One last discovery was made during this investigation that cannot be ignored. Fake, implied, implants of the removable nature, were discovered deep in the confines of this mans closet. Thats correct ladies, the backend you see walking by is enhanced, jacked up by ass end enhancing butt pads.

       This all just goes to prove, you can't believe everything you see in the great expanse of Internet world!!!!! So cover your backsides, hide your inclines and valleys. And most of all, be very very wary of people who call themselves the great and powerful lords of our universe, you never know if behind all that huffing and puffing is padding...................................