The Shelter Is Liquidating

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I wish I was savvy enough to put music on my journal.
This cat is not in the cradle of technology.

I've been feeling a wee touch of remorse about my last entry. Possibilities of Janet F*i*h (the symbol * is to prevent more possible Google matches) doing the Google thing and (gulp) coming across my irrational rant doesn't sit well.

Sorry Janet. You done good. You finished a book. You wrote pretty, individual sentences. I'm properly impressed. I just wasn't in enough of a deep dark hole of despair to enjoy the story. Maybe next time........I haven't given up, I promise.

I did enjoy both of my sweet little Young Adult books by Stephanie Meyer. Twilight and New Moon. I enjoyed her writing, and I actually had FUN reading her story. No wonder the teenie boppers love her books! That hasn't happened for me in a longgg assss time. A FUN read.

Stephanie Meyers books were a bit like (except innocent enough for teens) picking up a steamy cheap romance novel where you don't need to think.  You don't need to care that the author wrote, "her nipples became erect like a thumb tack" you just read it (ok I admit, I might laugh out loud at times, in the most unlikely places) without expectation. We readers just go with the flow of destiny and questionable writing. In the end, it's all good...............bodice ripping, soul searing love and all. It was FUN, type of reading.

Which brings me to something else I was thinking about.
I read a lot. I know, bit old whopper of a surprise. The money invested per year is enough to float a small condo in another country. It's a lot, lotta, lotsa books~~

So, what happens to those used up books.....not a damn thing really. Donated. Thrown away. Stacked up to collect dust. Given away to anyone I think might give them a home. I can't handle clutter, or having to much of anything, so for the most part, the books once done, are tossed to the winds. It is very, VERY rare, I allow a book to become part of my permanent library. It has to be amazing. Brilliant enough that I'll read it again and again.

Hence, my library is smalland precious to me. Despite the downfall of Janet F*n*H last book, after careful consideration, I'm letting White Oleander stay in it's permanent place. But, I have probably 10 books (at the moment) hanging around my house, and always more getting in line, that warrant reading, and they need homes.

Is anyone in this blogsphere interested in receiving random books via mail?

From Moi?

I understand I did a very bad job trying to rid myself of the last book, but I can do better. I have the potential. I have the already read, needing good homes, books, all types. I have the $$ needed to pay postage. I just need willing receivers of previously used books.

No sub-clauses
No fine print
No expectations
No obligations

The cost of business? An address. Which I understand in itself is kind of scary considering this is the Internet and I could really be a big hairy stalker with crazy tendencies. That picture on the left could be a decoy, and in truth I could be a long lost cousin of Ted Bundy, and there's no way to prove otherwise. But if you think I'm a psycho, please make me bald, I've always wanted to try a bald theme.Ohhh and lots of tattoos. Big Black ones, like the arm band type. I've always secretly wanted one of those!

I do have a few peoples addresses from this blogsphere, but I can't give them as references because, well, I'm ultra confidential and wouldn't break that trust. Except, I should admit here, that once I do have an address, I tend to send random 'hi, hope your having a good day' notes in the mail once in a while. It's another one of my thangs. No reciprocation ever needed, nor expected.

Anyway, I think thats the gist of it. Simply put. Books I've already read need good homes and I don't like being the shelter house. If your willing, to receive random, every once in a while snail mails, I'm offering~~

(Cue Jaws theme song) You'd have to just trust me.....................

Email Works.